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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

DEAD WOMEN


DEAD WOMEN
I'VE RECEIVED THIS E-MAIL FROM MY FRIEND, IT'S REALLY FUNNY, SO I POSTED IT HERE FOR YOU TO READ ... HOPE YOU LIKE IT ^_^
Two women meet in the afterlife:
1st woman:
Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!

Friday, March 17, 2006

Confusing Questions That Come to My Mind



Confusing Questions That Come to My Mind


::1:: Can computers be more intelligent than human ?
::2:: What can/can't the computer answer ?
::3:: Can computers think instead of our minds ?
::4:: Why do we sleep at night and work during the day ?
::5:: Do you believe in love at the first site ?
::6:: Do you think we should love on day ?
::7:: Do you think we can live without love ?
::8:: Can you tell me what does love mean exactly ?
::9:: How do you think a deaf person understands the concept of "rhyme" and
"alliteration" ?
::10:: what comes after the end ?
::11:: Why do people die ?
::12:: When did time begin ?
::13:: Do you eat to live or you live to eat ?
::14:: Why is the sky blue ?
::15:: Will I get killed by my husband for asking him "Where do you want to go
today?" ?
::16:: What is more powerful .. love or hate ?
::17:: What's the most important thing of somebody's character ?
::18:: How do you judge people ?
::19:: What happens when you cross your eyes ? ;p

::20:: Do ghosts exist everywhere we go ?
::21:: What kinds of things are you most afraid of ?
::22:: If anger had a color, what would it be ?
::23:: Is there life after death ?
::24:: What are you thinking about at this moment ?

::25:: Are you alive person or dead ?

::26:: Why do people feel jealous ?
::27:: How many children you have or you want to have ?
::28:: Do you prefer having a baby girl or a baby boy as a first child ?
::29:: What can you tell me interesting about you and your childhood ?
::30:: What is the meaning of life ?
::31:: When you sneeze do you close your eyes ? And is it true sneezing stops your
heart for a split-second and that's why people say "Bless You".. ?
::32:: Are the dreams we see our imagination, or is our reality a dream ?
::33:: If it's so great having money, why do we spend it ?
::34:: Have you ever been injured ? When ? and why ?
::35:: What was the last thing that made you laugh ?
::36:: What is the definition of "Om elsa3af we elleef" and "7marat elgaylah" ?
::37:: Who is controlling you .. your heart or your mind ?
::38:: What came first .. the chicken or the egg ?
::39:: What can change the nature of a man ?
::40:: Why do human love life although it has so many difficulties ?
::41:: Does love always hurt at the end, or not ? If yes .. give some reasons from past
experience.
::42:: Do you consider an over-kind person as stupid, weak and doesn't have personality?

::43:: Do you believe in life after death ?
::44:: Is your memory letting you down ?
::45:: When was the last time you cried ?
::46:: :) what is that a picture of ?

::47:: Why does everyone hates everyone else ?
::48:: Are women more emotional than men ? Why can't be vise versa ?
::49:: Do you find life beautiful ?
::50:: Why do human get nervous ?


What are the answers for all of these questions??

Sunday, March 12, 2006

SITUATIONS ::1::


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION BEFORE?

IF YES .. THEN TELL US ABOUT IT AND LET US ENJOY IT?

I JUST WANT TO MAKE MY BLOG A LITTLE BIT FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING .. SO I'LL BE APPRECIATED IF YOU COULD HELP ME DO IT ^_^

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Ohhh My God ... It's Pork


When you're starving .. you eat food of course ,but what I meant is that you'll eat it even if it's salty, bitter, delicious or even weird to you, you just want to fill you're stomach and that's it, am I wright?

Ok..that's what happened to me on "Lufthansa" airplane..
My family and I were on our way to land in "Madrid Airport". That time we were very exhausted and hungry. We were lucky, it was dinner time .. so the air hostess gave each of us a dish of meat with sauce and sauté (vegetables).

......... and the story begins .........


My aunt felt that the taste of the meat was weird, so she asked the air hostess..

My aunt: what kind of meat is this?
Air hostess:
"khamoon !!" (pork in Spanish).
My aunt: kaaaaaay !! (Whaaaaaat in Spanish).

She was shocked and came to us immediately.

My aunt: Stop eating this meal.
Me:
Why... the food is delicious !!
My aunt:
Do you know what you're eating? You're eating pork. Do you know what does it mean?
Me:
Whhh whhh ... WHAT!! Pork !! We almost finished the meal, why didn't you tell us before?
My aunt:
I'm telling you now. Didn't you taste it ?
All of us:
No, we thought that it's turkey. Its taste like turkey, that's why we didn't realized.
Me: Ohhh ... what we're going to do ??

That day was the worst day in my life that I won't forget. It was like a nightmare and a big shock for all of us. It was really hard for us as Muslims to commit like this sin. And since that time, we haven't eaten anything without asking them about the kind of the meat.
I didn't know what to do "cry or laugh" about what happened to us .. I just couldn't believe it..

" WHAT A CONFUSING SITUATION...HA!! "