SOLO~PARA~ME

Share with me my funny and embarrassing situations that I've been in ... just to make you smile :) My wisdom "TREAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED"

Friday, January 26, 2007

LOOOOOL Japanese Babies!!









Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Yours?

This is a common polite request among people especially students.
Do you lend someone you don't know any of your stuff? What if s/he did not return it back to you? What are you going to do? Do you leave them or you talk to them about it?

I don't mind lending them my stuff ,but why if I lend them anything, they DO NOT return it back to me? Why do they take it as if they did not borrow it? I mean not all of them (7aram), but few of them do so.

Really.. I give them what they want even if I don't want to. Because, as I see it, it is immoral to tell them "No, I'm sorry; I can't lend you mine." And because I didn't use to say that not even know how to say it in a "subtle way", you know. I am sure that there are a lot who do as I do. But why do we keep lending this kind of people although we know that they borrowed something from us before and never returned it? Why can't we refuse lending them? Do we leave them take what they want from us while we ZIP our mouths and do nothing to it?! I just don't know why do I do this. Maybe you (READERS) know why?!!

You know what, I have lent 5 pens in one semester and never returned back to me, can you believe that!! And I couldn't tell them "I want my pen back" because I thought that one day they MAY remember by themselves and return my pens to me.

Ok, let's say I forgot to tell them to return my pens ,or they forgot to give them back to me, but the QUESTION is.. Can't they notice that these pens do not belong to them WHEN THEY PUT THEM IN THEIR HANDBAGS AND TAKE THEM OUT TO USE THEM AGAIN ?!!!! I'm really amazed by this kind of people. If I take my friend's pen or anything else from her, I return it to her at the same time. Unless I forgot to return it at the same time, I keep it till I see her and give it back to her.

Once I lent a friend of mine my book, and I expected her to return it, but she didn't and I even didn't ask her about it. AND IT'S JUST GONE.
Another friend asked me for an other book and I gave her. She gave it back to me, she didn't forget about it. But when she gave it to me, it was TORN and WITHOUT its cover. I was like "whaaaaat!!! Is this my book that I gave you last semester?!!! Maybe you're wrong because this is not mine!!!"



Whyyyyyyyyyyy???? What the hell is going on with these people???? I take good care of my books even my friends books that I borrow from them ,so why don't they take good care of mine too.

HOW RUDE!!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Hello Ghosts!




Do you remember that cartoon "The Ghost Busters" I like that crazy green ghost. Anyway, this is not the issue. Keep reading to know what I'm going to talkabout.

"Ghosts are everywhere, but we can't see them" I used to hear that from myparents since I was a kid and didn't believe in them. But, now I do believe inthem because I have experienced the situations below.


First situation:
In our weekly visit to my grandparents house On Thursday, it was 11:00 pm and Iwas driving home with my mother and brother. The weather was cold, so I turnedon the air conditioner and put it on "20 c° hot". In a minute, it raised to 25c°. Walla, I didn't touch it. I saw it changing. I was like "YEMMA! EL SAYARAHFEEHA YENNY!" (THERE'S A GHOST IN MY CAR!). My mother joked "eeee wa3alayahyemkin brdaneen. 6awleeha ezyada." (Poor ghosts! maybe they feel cold, justraise the temperature.) I was scared. I got out of the car and went to mysister's car and let my mom drive my car since she wasn't scared.

Second situation:
I was sitting with my sister late at night watching TV. The volume of the TVraised by itself. My sister shouted at me "sh7aga et6awleen el9oot china makoa7d nayim? 9am5a matismi3een!" (Why did you raise the volume as if no one issleeping? Are you deaf?). "wallah, ma 6awalta. A9lan elreemot mo 3indy3indich!!!" (I swear to God, I didn't do this. I don't have the remote; you haveit!!). My sister said "haaa!! a9lan ana hawant mino galich enny bas'hr. Broo7anam 5aly elyenny ye6le3 el tv ma3ach. Te9bi7een 3ala 5air o a7lam sa3eeda."(Ohh!! I changed my mind. Actually, I didn't say that I'll stay alert at nightwith you. I want to go to sleep. Just let the ghost watch TV with you. Goodnight, have sweet dreams.) I replied "a7lam sa3eeda!! Ma3tiqid!!" (Sweetdreams!! I don't think so!).

Third situation:
Last year (I mean in 2006 ;p), I was at my lecture at 10:30 am. I found a missedcall. It was my father's number. I called him back. He said "ha shba'3aity?laish dagga 3alay?" (What do you want? why did you call me?) "yeba ma dagait3alaik ana kint bilmo7a'6ara!!" (dad, I didn't call you. I was in the lecture!!)"Roo7y zain!! Raqmich embayen 3indy o enty mita9la 3alay marritain!! Mino dagya3ny?" (Come one!! I have your number here; 2 times. Who called me then?)"Madry! hathy yemkin yennyah et'3azlik?" (I don't know, maybe it's a femaleghost who was flirting with you?).

These are some of the situations that happened to me. They are real.
So, If youhave a situation(s) like mine that have happened to you, you can share it withus here. We are all ears.