La Srvicios (Toilets)

La Servicios

(Toilets)

Have you ever paid money to use a toilet?

Yeah, I'm serious so don't surprise. I paid to use a toilet couple of times in Valencia's train station.

read below and you will find out

In the train station:

Solo: mom I have to go to the bathroom now, I can't stand it anymore (in a low voice).
Mom: Go.. I'm not holding you!
Solo: Ok, but where is it?
Mom: It's over there.
Solo: How did you know that it's there?
Mom: Can't you SEE the sign up there? (being angry a little bit)
Solo: eeeeeeeeeeeee. (trying to understand) ;p
Mom: Didn't you tell me that you can't stand it anymore ,so what are you waiting for, GOOOOW? (shouting at me).
Solo: enzaiiiiin.

In the bathroom:

I tried to open one of the doors ,but it was locked. I checked all the doors and they were locked too. There was an old woman waiting inside. She told me that I have to put (100 Pesetas coin) in the slot if I want to use it.

Back to the hall:

Solo: mom I want a coin 100 Pesetas.
Mom: hey, you said you want a toilet not a drink!!
Solo: yes, but I have to pay first before I use it.
Mom: na3aaaaam !!
Solo: mom I will tell you later, just give it to meeeee.
Mom: here ,but quickly because our train will arrive within 5 minutes.
Solo: ................... (running to the toilet).

My sister wanted it too ,so I held the door for her to use it.. I didn't want to put another coin (ya3ny we cheated lol).
We did our business and headed back to the hall. Fortunately, the train was late about 15 minutes. ashwah ;p

The person who created this idea is completely stupid ,he/she didn't think that there might be someone who will do like me and my sister did.

eheh HOW STUPID?

Spying ... How dare you !!

Spying ... How dare you !!

In a beautiful sunny day in Spain, my cousin (girl) and I decided to swim in the swimming pool since our two cousins(boys) were not in the cottage. We can't swim with them because we're covered (wearing 7jab). We wore the swimming suit (sleeveless shirt with short) and jumped into the pool. Our neighbor has a 28 year-old son his name is "Franseece" . He has undesirable curiosity. He is interested in everything specially about us. He wanted to know what do we cook, eat, drink, etc... as we are foreigners according to him. I just gave you some information about him and you should know what he is exactly.

Ok... his curiosity pushed him to see me and my cousin swimming, he wanted to see how do we look like uncovered (without 7jab), and how beautiful are our bodies in the swimming suit. After swimming, we went to a village called "novolé " I'm not sure about the spelling ,but we pronounce it like this. We saw him there and he told us in Spanish " you're excellent swimmers.. do it everyday.. and ohhh you two look (6 C) and attractive in your suits, but you will be more if you wear (bikini) ".

We didn't even realize that he was spying. I unconsciously yelled at him and told him some words that he will never forget although I don't speak Spanish properly and barely understand it.

How dear him!!

Ya Thab7a Ya Mathboo7a

My Translation teacher asked us to do an assignment about "Idioms".. and told us that it would be as a Bonus for all of us and we should hand it the next week.. He gave us 30 idiomatic pairs to find their definitions, give examples for each, and find the Arabic equivalent of them.. Not only that what he wanted for the assignment ,but he also wanted us to bring 10 colloquial proverbs (Amthal) old or new Kuwaiti ones and give their English interpretation.. He said "if I knew these proverbs, then they are not Kuwaiti ones, OKAAAY" (Since he is not Kuwaiti)..
Ayyyy Shayyyyyy!!

Because SOLO is a good student ,she had to do that assignment since it was a bonus.. and who doesn't want a bonus. I was very busy that week and I had just two days left of the deadline ,so I went to the library at 12:00 PM when I finished all my lectures and started to look for books "Dictionary of Idioms".. I looked here and there for 45 mins. Finally, I found 5 books.. all of them were Verrry Verrrrry heavy (about 400 pages each)!!
X-[

I entered one the small closed rooms (small rooms which are used to study in, each of them has a table and 4 chairs), I sat down, opened all the books, put them around me and sank into the pages finding the definitions.. I couldn't see the table anymore because of my papers and the books.

At the library:
One hour passed and I'm still searching, but didn't find them all.. Another two hours passed, I was sick and tired.. I barely finished them but didn't find the last three of them. I went out of the library at 4:00 PM.. I walked in a hot weather, felt sleepy, thirsty and hungry, and went home to type and print them.

Morning in class after we handed him the assignments:
"I'm so sorry girls to tell you that no one will take the bonus but two students who got more than 20 out of 25" teacher said.

OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF Whyyyyyyy!! 7arrrrrram 3alaiiiiiiiiiiiih.

It is a bonus for all of us, he should give it to us no matter what it was (whether it was right or wrong). Ok, at least appreciate the time that we spent for doing it and how much we suffer to do it (it wasn't that easy).
Do you know what is killing me? I got (19) aaaa5555 yalqaharrrrr.. If I knew that he would say that, WALLAH I wouldn't do it. I don't want his bonus anymore (Allah elghany 3nah o 3n boni9ah)
PoOoOoOoOoOoOoR me, I just spent 4 hours for NO reward.. I wish to "UNDO" all what I did from entering the library till printing it.

That time, I wish to kill him or throw my pen on his face or choke him to death ....... Don't worry I'm not rude and I don't dare to do that to my teachers of course, but it's just kind of a crazy thought. looool ;p